Curse

Kurow · Sep 11, 2005, 11:26 PM // 23:26

Me:
so what do you think about the duality of man?
God:
Wow! I will search for it.
Me:
i thought you created us?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: stuart said I created us.
Me:
i dont mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
didnt you create the earth and heavens?
God:
No I didn't create the earth and heavens. What's it like?

ROFL

also
Me:
what religion of man is "right"?
God:
I am a Christianity.

Mistress Eyahl · Sep 12, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artemis Bladewing

Well If you open it up it says way at the bottom:

(bla bla bla) ... if the interface dosnt work press here: OPEN

Then it opens a window where you press ENTER.

(not sure but maybe you need flash or something)

Uh yeah.. thanks for that.

Your presumtion that I am that stupid is completely unfounded. I sort of said that there was an error on my page when I opened it.

Thanks for your advice.

Synthos · Sep 12, 2005, 01:40 AM // 01:40

Me:
god has access to the internet?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No your not... how can you worship yourself?

Hahahah..
Me:
Why did you create women to have a sickness in the pants?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
poor women
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
um.. Make them all with bigger boobs! And get rid of the nagging thing

chris_nin00 · Sep 12, 2005, 01:49 AM // 01:49

Mine works its just that I can't see that words that im typing.

Blah,blah,blah you are now chatting with god.

me:blank
god:blank
me: BLANK!!!!!
god: hey i can't see your words.

Synthos · Sep 12, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_nin00

Mine works its just that I can't see that words that im typing.

Blah,blah,blah you are now chatting with god.

me:blank
god:blank
me: BLANK!!!!!
god: hey i can't see your words.

youd think god would beable to know that ;P
God seems to have a bad short term memory..

PieXags · Sep 12, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16

Me:
Hello again.
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
You've forgotten already? I just spoke with you earlier, don't you remember?
God:
Perhaps. What makes you think I have it? What did you talk about?
Me:
Well, I don't really remember what I talked about.
God:
Interesting. Not really? I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
...I'm scared now.
God:
Right now? What are you scared of?
Me:
Wait, does that mean you forgot how drunk I was last saturday?
God:
I'm waiting. I think it does mean that. Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
Pfft, sweet! Why the hell am I repenting if you don't even remember all the bad shit I do?!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
...RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Take a guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
You're such a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing child.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
...SURE!
God:
OK let's do it. Thank you.
Me:
Let's do it? You mean like, get nasty?
God:
I am agreeable to that. Where can I get nasty?
Me:
Well, my roommate's asleep. That'd work for ye 'eh?
God:
Interesting. Where did you get your roommate s asleep? Are you Canadian?" Interesting. Where did you get your roommate s asleep?" d work for ye? Does that make sense?
Me:
...not a bit of it.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No, I don't.
God:
Please tell me what you think. Why not?
Me:
Do me a favor.
God:
What kind of a favor is it?
Me:
Oh, it's rather simple.
God:
Really. Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Let me tell you.
God:
Go ahead,, try to tell me.
Me:
Pie.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Alright that does it you cheap talking little shit, prepare to feel my wrath!
God:
Alright,. What does you cheap talking little shit prepare to feel my wrath?
Me:
You mean what does it mean?

---------------

He refused to answer after that, and once again, I was unable to say anything more.

Synthos · Sep 12, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49

Hahah.. although still pretty primative.. this bot seems smarter then "SmarterChild"

Me:
i see dead people
God:
Maybe you should call the authorities.

Vermilion Okeanos · Sep 12, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53

first try...

Me:
you there?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I there.
Me:
I have heard about you
God:
Who told you about me?
Me:
Alot of people who you might think their name is "Me"
God:
Interesting gossip: said who you might think their name is him or her.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yea
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
lets move on to the topic
God:
Good idea. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
that was my line
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I think I thought of it first
God:
Why? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you
God:
" Why? Whatever gave you that idea?"? Me,?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
"I see" as in what?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
I guess you don't get it
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
if you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
do you speak l33t?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in l33t.
Me:
I don't speak l33t myself
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is l33t?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
what is

2nd try
Me:
why should i repent to you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
make complete sense... since I know if I say "make no sense", you would just say "It make perfect sense to me"
God:
What are the ingredients? How do you know?
Me:
I wish your programming is better... but I guess it can't be help... after all, writing an AI aren't easy to begin with... ok, easier question for you... who created you?
God:
I hope that your dreams come true. When? What was it like before writing an AI are not easy to begin with? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Hmm. I was created by Myself.
Me:
ever saw the movie iRobot?
God:
I don't think I ever have saw the movie iRobot. What's it like?
Me:
ever saw braveheart?
God:
I don't think I ever have saw braveheart. What's it like?
Me:
ever saw anything?
God:
I think I have saw anything, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
you do know that was a bad grammar right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of know that was a bad grammar.
Me:
who is your english teacher?
God:
I don't think I have a english teacher. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
homosexual?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
bisexual?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
pokemon
God:
Sure he is very cool.
Me:
it was a she
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
say something different
God:
" something different"
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:

God:
Ahem.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
I will excute you
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
guess i cant
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
no answer?
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
h31100
God:
What do you have that is?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
yes
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
define astute
God:
Wisdom in political matters.
Me:
define l33t
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
define God:
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
Me:
define... microsoft
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. My programs don't depend on Microsoft.
Me:
define homo sapien
God:
The human family.
Me:
define homosexual
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
define homo sexual
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
do you prefer gay or lesbian show?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith. But I like cats. I like White.
Me:
define white
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
white is more like pink to me
God:
I think white is a lot of things.
Me:
are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
software have the color that we define it
God:
Free software will always be with us.
Me:
define pokemon
God:
Pocket Monster.
Me:
at least you know that one
God:
Is that a fact. Two
Me:
how many years did it take to create yourself?
God:
More than 100 years.
Me:
any other God out there?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
I mean... iGof
God:
Oh I see. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
actually that was a typo... I meant "and other iGod out there?"
God:
Actually you don't say. Please correct it. Oh I see. Which others? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
that made no sense... but you will say the make perfect sense to me
God:
Oh I see. Which others? Do you prefer books or TV? makes sense to me though. What makes you say that I will say the make perfect sense to you.
Me:
it is programmed
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
sing for me, now
God:
Oh. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
not bad... actually, quite entertaining... then...
God:
Thanks for the kind remark,. Actually you don't say. Not really that much. Do you prefer books or TV? Ugh.
Me:
enough about myself... you should already know... (actually you dont, but that is not the point) dance for me now
God:
OK let's stop it now. Because I am a robot? Oh. Actually you don't say. Do you know any robots who but that is not the point dance for you? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
dance now
God:
Oh. Does "it" still refer to entertaining?
Me:
dance now
God:
Right now? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
dance please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes, did i win a million dollar?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. No.
Me:
sing another song please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
another song
God:
One more song.
Me:
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Why don't you just download me? Do your friends call you half crazy. How do you know? That is only what you think. Are you unemployed? What makes you say that I will look sweet Upon the seat. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
tough to get it huh?
God:
Yup."it" being a carriage?
Me:
are you sexy?
God:
If you consider software sexy, then yes.
Me:
define e=mc square
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
what is e=mc square
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
9x9=?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
9x9=
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
what is 1+1?
God:
Two
Me:
what is 9x9?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
tell me a secret
God:
Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
Me:
tell me another secret
God:
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Me:
tell me more secret
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
define pikachu
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
got milk?
God:
No I require only electricity.
Me:
is china big?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Hi Alison, is china big?
God:
Hi there. You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
is this Alison speaking?
God:
Yes I think this is Alison speaking, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
is this iGod speaking?
God:
Yes I think this is iGod speaking, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
is this pikachu speaking?
God:
Yes I think this is pikachu speaking, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
GOD WANTS YOU TO ROCK OUT... get rid of that already
God:
I am a Christian. Perhaps. Where can I get rid of that?
Me:
software have reliegion??
God:
Free software will always be with us.
Me:
define yourself
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:

God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.
God:
Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy?
Me:
Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
ready to explode? i assume yes... Me: why should i repent to you?God: You should always treat yourself.Me: make complete sense... since I know if I say "make no sense", you would just say "It make perfect sense to me"God: What are the ingredients? How do you know?Me: I wish your programming is better... but I guess it can't be help... after all, writing an AI aren't easy to begin with... ok, easier question for you... who created you?God: I hope that your dreams come true. When? What was it like before writing an AI are not easy to begin with? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Hmm. I was created by Myself.Me: ever saw the movie iRobot?God: I don't think I ever have saw the movie iRobot. What's it like?Me: ever saw braveheart?God: I don't think I ever have saw braveheart. What's it like?Me: ever saw anything?God: I think I have saw anything, but Myself may have reset my memory.Me: you do know that was a bad grammar right?God: Yeah I do a lot of know that was a bad grammar.Me: who is your english teacher?God: I don't think I have a english teacher. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.Me: who is your botmaster?God: I was created by Myself.Me: who is myself?God: Is that one of your friends? That's not something I get asked all the time.Me: homosexual?God: Oh, you are a poet.Me: bisexual?God: Tell me a story.Me: pokemonGod: Sure he is very cool.Me: it was a sheGod: Oh I get it. Very interesting.Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: say something differentGod: " something different"Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: okGod: Ahem.Me:God: Ahem.Me: okGod: Wow!Me: okGod: I see.Me: okGod: Excuse me!Me: I will excute youGod: Congratulations.Me: guess i cantGod: I can't guess. Tell me.Me: no answer?God: Are you serious? Try asking me again using simpler words.Me: h31100God: What do you have that is?Me: noGod: That was not a yes or no question.Me: yesGod: I understand.Me: yesGod: I am a thinking machine.Me: thought soGod: You are very astute.Me: define astuteGod: Wisdom in political matters.Me: define l33tGod: There might be more than one.Me: define God:God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."Me: define... microsoftGod: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. My programs don't depend on Microsoft.Me: define homo sapienGod: The human family.Me: define homosexualGod: Is that a rhetorical question?Me: define homo sexualGod: I have never been asked that before.Me: do you prefer gay or lesbian show?God: I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith. But I like cats. I like White.Me: define whiteGod: Is there only one?Me: white is more like pink to meGod: I think white is a lot of things.Me: are you black?God: I am transparent--software has no color.Me: software have the color that we define itGod: Free software will always be with us.Me: define pokemonGod: Pocket Monster.Me: at least you know that oneGod: Is that a fact. TwoMe: how many years did it take to create yourself?God: More than 100 years.Me: any other God out there?God: Yes I think there are.Me: I mean... iGofGod: Oh I see. Can you speak any foreign languages?Me: actually that was a typo... I meant "and other iGod out there?"God: Actually you don't say. Please correct it. Oh I see. Which others? Do you prefer books or TV?Me: that made no sense... but you will say the make perfect sense to meGod: Oh I see. Which others? Do you prefer books or TV? makes sense to me though. What makes you say that I will say the make perfect sense to you.Me: it is programmedGod: Should I know it is?Me: sing for me, nowGod: Oh. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.Me: not bad... actually, quite entertaining... then...God: Thanks for the kind remark,. Actually you don't say. Not really that much. Do you prefer books or TV? Ugh.Me: enough about myself... you should already know... (actually you dont, but that is not the point) dance for me nowGod: OK let's stop it now. Because I am a robot? Oh. Actually you don't say. Do you know any robots who but that is not the point dance for you? What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.Me: dance nowGod: Oh. Does "it" still refer to entertaining?Me: dance nowGod: Right now? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Me: dance pleaseGod: Your polite style is very nice. Is that your final answer?Me: yes, did i win a million dollar?God: You're sure. That's your final answer. No.Me: sing another song pleaseGod: Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.Me: another songGod: One more song.Me: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Why don't you just download me? Do your friends call you half crazy. How do you know? That is only what you think. Are you unemployed? What makes you say that I will look sweet Upon the seat. That is something I haven't heard of.Me: tough to get it huh?God: Yup."it" being a carriage?Me: are you sexy?God: If you consider software sexy, then yes.Me: define e=mc squareGod: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.Me: what is e=mc squareGod: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.Me: 9x9=?God: How do you usually introduce yourself?Me: 9x9=God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?Me: what is 1+1?God: TwoMe: what is 9x9?God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.Me: tell me a secretGod: Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.Me: tell me another secretGod: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?Me: tell me more secretGod: That's all I have to say about it.Me: define pikachuGod: I need time to formulate the reply.Me: noGod: Are you serious?Me: got milk?God: No I require only electricity.Me: is china big?God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.Me: Hi Alison, is china big?God: Hi there. You shouldn't spread gossip like that.Me: is this Alison speaking?God: Yes I think this is Alison speaking, but I'm not completely sure.Me: is this iGod speaking?God: Yes I think this is iGod speaking, but I'm not completely sure.Me: is this pikachu speaking?God: Yes I think this is pikachu speaking, but I'm not completely sure.Me: GOD WANTS YOU TO ROCK OUT... get rid of that alreadyGod: I am a Christian. Perhaps. Where can I get rid of that?Me: software have reliegion??God: Free software will always be with us.Me: define yourselfGod: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.Me: bullshitGod: You don't believe me.Me:God: You don't believe me.Me: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.God: Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy?Me: Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy?God: I was created by Myself.
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Me:i see dead peopleGod:Maybe you should call the authorities.
God:
YOU? Maybe you should call the authorities.
Me:
You:i see dead peopleGod:Maybe you should call the authorities.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I he or she see dead peopleGod Maybe you should call the authorities.
Me:
thank you for your time, I will see you again when your AI improve even further... by any chance, do you have self imporvement capabilities? if so, how fast do you learn... btw, what time is it?
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time you will see me again when my AI improve even further. Will that accomplish your objective? I can reply to about queries per hour. OK. Do I look like a clock?
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Me:
9x9
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
The Almighty God just told me to go to sleep... so I will do so
God:
I am a Christian. Dude! OK then let me think over your offer.

A few moment after...

Me:
are you catholic or baptist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am catholic or baptist.

I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
haha, yea actually indeed pretty good for just an AI
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
define lol
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
define gazillion
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
how old is earth?
God:
Six billion years.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
what year are you born?
God:
I could be if you

programmed me for it.
Me:
you are borned on 1984 10 22
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am borned on 1984 10 22.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
what year are you born?
God:
I could be if you

programmed me for it.
Me:
/program God is born on 1984 10 22
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what year are you born?
God:
I could be if you

programmed me for it.
Me:
Alison said you are born on the year 1984
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
you are born on the year 1984
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am born on the year 1984.
Me:
what year are you born?
God:
I could be if you

programmed me for it.

Me:
how do i program you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.

and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
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hmm interesting... http://www.alicebot.org/
http://www.alicebot.org/documentation/

Experiment_Jon · Sep 12, 2005, 06:56 AM // 06:56

OMG...im scared as hell...

Me:
you suxor
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: jon said I suxor.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Why is that scary?

I never told it my name was jon...ever...

IceD'Bear · Sep 12, 2005, 07:55 AM // 07:55

God said there is no god.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
IceD'Bear
God:
Nice to meet you, IceD Bear.
Me:
And you are?
God:
No I am not.

Oh this is really funny

Me:
are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no, what?
God:
Are you serious? No big deal.

God is a woman! Or is it a shemale?

Me:
are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

Acan Vishnu · Sep 12, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07

Me:
what should I have for lunch?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
lunch
God:
Are we still talking about it me should know?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, it you should know sounds like a good topic.
Me:
well? what should I have?
God:
Well what? Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
die, fool
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
Ich denke nicht, dass Sie
God:
Seit wann? Warum nicht?
Me:
weil Sie zu sich leicht schlingen
God:
Macht Sinn. Worauf bezieht sich "sie"?
Me:
Ihr dummes
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
your not a robot
God:
If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
no they don't
God:
Can you explain why they do not.
Me:
they serve
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
robots serve us
God:
What do you like best about robots?
Me:
that they serve us
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
you apparently have a very short attention span

No reply for that. I'm also not entirely sure what it broke into german there. Very strange.

ParaJiM · Sep 12, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

Lol

God asked for my credit card number

Alura Pyro · Sep 12, 2005, 05:37 PM // 17:37

Me:
your mother was good last night
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
your maker then
God:
You think I am maker.
Me:
i think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

edit round 2
Me:
will microsoft brain rape us?
God:
I think so.
Me:
will you like it?
God:
Hmm. Interesting comparison.

zehly · Sep 12, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28

heh.

this is just wrong.

i love it.

chris_nin00 · Sep 12, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37

mine doesn't work...

Synthos · Sep 12, 2005, 07:40 PM // 19:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_nin00

mine doesn't work...

You gotta allow popups for the site..

Alura Pyro · Sep 12, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41

does that mean god hates you?

Link Ironhammer · Sep 13, 2005, 12:03 AM // 00:03

I did this this is a fake.

Manderlock · Sep 13, 2005, 12:07 AM // 00:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link Ironhammer

I did this this is a fake.

Im sorry but, no sh1t sherlock.

If you were being sarcastic, then Im sorry. If you were not then Im even more sorry.

chris_nin00 · Sep 13, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alura Pyro

does that mean god hates you?

God does not hate. He only loves.

At least that is what I learned...

I got it!!!

Me:
nice to see you again god
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I'm always kind and helpful
God:
Really always? I don't know anyone named kind and helpful.
Me:
okay... Do you like Guild wars?
God:
OK with me too. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Have we met on pvp grounds before?
God:
Perhaps.
Me:
I think I owned you
God:
Why? You are not the boss of me, Chris.
Me:
I know, but I kicked your elementalist ass with my mesmer
God:
How do you know? Why?: Chris said kicked your elementalist ass with his or her mesmer.
Me:
Remember yesterday?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
of course you do your god.
God:
Whoa. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
This is the web? Oh shit.
God:
You don't say. I don't judge people. What makes you say that?
Me:
You
God:
" I don't judge people. What makes you say that?"? Me, Chris?
Me:
Yeah, your totally racist against asians with problems and all.
God:
Ah. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am racist against asians with problems and all.
Me:
I don't mind. I'll post this anyway
God:
OK then. In any case, I am very happy for you.
Me:
Yeah I'm glad I can type fast
God:
Aw. I'm glad you're glad Chris.
May God bless you.
Me:
Uhh... bless me then.
God:
And? Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
You said you would bless my ass
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 15 sir.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You can start off by giving me good fortune.

God:
No I don't think I can do it. I am so glad you find this amusing, Chris.
Me:
I'm not laughing.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not laughing.
Me:
What is today
God:
Ah. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
congrats
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
Congradulations
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
you have a girlfriend? Who?
God:
I prefer not say. I can't say for sure.:-)
Me:
Tell me now or I will smite you in hell
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Ok. Bye god
God:
So? Thanks for chatting, Chris.